The Stupid Test. Or shall i call it The Bimbo Test?

The Stupid Test

The more [X]'s the dumber you are.

[x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.:

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.:

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door many times.:

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.:

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself, laughed, then:

So far::4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.:

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.:

[ ] You have just tried to lick your elbow.:

[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune:

[x] You just tried to sing them.:

So far::7

[ ]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.:

[x]You have choked on your own spit .:

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.:

[x] You've never seen the Matrix.:

[ ] You type only with two fingers.:

So Far::9

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire:

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes:

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.:

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.:

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.:

So Far:: oh 10.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking:

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about:

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".:

[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math:

So Far::11

[x] You have followed a bug around.:

[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important:

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it:

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand:

[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.:

So Far::15. arrr.

[ ]You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you:

[x] You break a lot of things.:

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.:

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused:

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before:

So far::17

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling:

[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.:

TOTAL:: 18. banyak ke?

Now count them up

"I've done 18 stupid things out of 37'':